A friend and I have a running joke about collecting our sordid and sundry romances and compiling them in to a sage and scathingly brilliant book one day. Any time one of us shares a tale of heartbreak or hilarious disaster, the other laughs here’s another chapter! Though our perspective on any of these events isn’t quite distant enough to be truly profound yet, I’ve collected a number of working titles that may one day be fleshed out into epic tales of the men we learned from, laughed at, lost, and loved.
I Don’t Need Nice, and I Don’t Need Anyone to Be It at Me
Leave It In, That Turkey’s Got a Ways to Go
I Don’t Know; He Was French.
This Is the Song That Never Ends, Yes It Goes On and On My Friends
Oooh Look, a Butterfly! I Love You, Butterfly!
Salvation, Hipster Style
Men Invented Threesome, But We Thought They Were a Good Idea
And the Lord Said: Go Forth and Multiply
Peace, Love, Embezzlement: A Hippie Romance
But What Does a Cat-Man-Do?
The Funeral Face
Wait, He Got His Benz From An Ex-Wife Who He Was Blackmailing???